15 REALLY FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

Life can be funny sometimes. Well, so can life quotes… This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find, from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain.

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1. My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

-From the movie ED tv

2. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

-Terry Pratchett

3. Life is hard, after all, it kills you.

- Kathrine Hepburn

4. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

- George Carlin

5. Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.

- French Proverb

6. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

- Mark Twain

7. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

-Dalai Lama

8. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

- Homer Simpson

9. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

-Johnny Carson

10. We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible.

-That Seventies Show

11. Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.

-Anonymous

12. Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.

-William Gibson

13. You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of…

-Unknown

14. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.

-Terry Pratchett

15. Nobody dies a virgin life f***s us all.

-Kurt Cobain